Bored

Bored

One day of this shit job feels like a lifetime

someone get me a rope

You started a new one already?

I am currently consoling my mother after attending another funeral today - one eyes on here mortal smoking in the other room - the other is on here eating me tea / typing this

Funerals ill say again

downgraded back to the old dead end job I used to have a year or so ago

It's shite

Sorry to hear that John m8

Chin up fella

T mobile sound like a proper bunch of cowboys

Sure you'll find something much better soon enough.

yeh chin up mate everyone will feel better soon

Its not me that needs looking after, its her - proper clip.

Cant handle her all day sessions anymore, more so on days like this - its like hide and seek cos i know the tab is gonna end up either on the bench in the kitchen or on the living room carpet.

Ohhh i have the joys of a wedding of a member of my clampet family on my dads side to tomorrow

North Shields / Longbenton / Four Lane Ends bender - how many bottles of dog before i start on my old man as well :evil:

I wonder if he will recognise me as its been about a year the fucking fat ****.

yeah I will for sure, I'm too good looking to work in sunderland anyway

we're actually trying to get rid of ya - aint u taken the hint?!?!

Indeed oh wise one...

you still here ?

Will come pick you up m8 if things get on top of ya, just giz a bell and the tribal taxi will be screeching to a halt loaded with the broon dog

u better believe it!

your remind me of a rash I used to have

I was actually agreeing with you there Daniel but for that...

:moon:

u want me crawling all over ur skin?!?!

MINGER!!!!!!! :sick:

nah your too old for me, and too tall