Typical Clubber... after reading joes thread about dance music genres it reminded me of something a guy posted on another forum i post on. >> what to look for in your typical clubber Funky House: Posh, Blonde Tarts, Gay blokes from London age: 25+ Drugs: "No Thanks, my white wine is fine" Quote: "Hi darling" Sweat: Not really, more concerned with how they look. Hard House: Mad arse drug testing lab rats from up North age: 18-21 Drugs: "Fukin yeh, GHB, Acid, fuk it gimme everythin ya got" Quote: Fukin ave it ! Sweat: Like a reservoir Trance: Hands in the air, oh lets love each other, boys and girls. Age 17-23 Drugs: "erm... a pill every now and again, but dont tell anyone" "wheres my water ???" Quote: "Fuk yeh (hands in the air)" Sweat: Occasionally Techno: Moody, skin heads and students with long hair, the occasional over 30. Age 21-30+ Drugs: Bit a coke, few pills. Quote: "fukin trance is shit, quality 909's on this, this is hard as fuk mate !" Sweat: Like a pornstars cunt Garage/R&B: hooded top brothers, black girls with big thighs & short skirts. Age 18-22 Drugs: bit a coke, smoke weed like its goin out of existance" Quote: "Want any pills, mate?" Sweat: NO! brothers dont sweat. House: sure i like clubbing (but really you dont, u know you've got an Sclub7 cd at home)" Age: 21+ Drugs: Now and again Quote: "Erick morello is bangin man!" Sweat: A Bit Gabba: fuked up suicidle hippys, ACCCIIIDDD ! Age: 25+ Drugs: YEH, they make em themselves! Quote:Fuk yeh, erm..... shit man.... where and i ? Harder faster fuk.... Sweat: Like a mong ! Progressive House: Intellectuals, often wearing glasses, always moaning age: 18-35 Drugs: Few pills and coke Quote: "That mix wasnt in key hence the dj is shocking" Sweat: If they get within 50 yards of Sasha
