Vacancy Required - Personal Secretary Company - Mack Industries of Killingworth Salary - Negotiable + use of Company Car. Description - We require a confident young female (18-30) to work in our busy bedroom arranging personal effects and servicing the requirments of the Managing Director, John Mack. Daily duties will involve room tidying, financial management and blowing off of the Managing Director. A willingness to swallow and for facial smearing is absolutely essential, although training will be given. Other duties may involve, on occasion, lugging record bags around and sourcing drinks for the resident DJ when visiting external places of recreation. The use of the company car will be provided to help with this, with the obligatory (full volume) techno beating from the subwoofer (a willingness to experience new eardrum based sensations is a definite advantage). Furthermore, the successful candidate will be required, on occasion, to put on an Australian accent, wear skimpy pink clothing, and repeat the words 'Take me, im yours' in this accent. Flexibility is a must. This is a highly important job, for which the salary is negotiable depending on experience and willingness to learn new techniques. Must be competent in the use of massage oils and be capable of working long hours. Benefits - 12hours off every 1 day in 2, Unlimited access to wealth of music and music equipment. Qualifications - None necessary (the fewer the better), but experience is a must. Apply - Please send a full length (naked) photo along with a CV to the above address
You'll have them queueing (sp) up!! You should post a picture of yourself so anyone interested can get a better idea of how the job will be for them
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