Which DJ would u most like

Which DJ would u most like

to get in your bed? Why them? What would u do? Keep it clean if u can!

have you just recently discovered sex or something?

to avoid sounding like a slut which is blatently what im gonna sound like here but neva mind, i would probably like most djs in ma bed not all at the same time obviously but sum peope mite like footballers or popstars but me likes dj's!! top of the list wud probs be eddie h. cos hes just the coolest person in the whole wide world, sander klienenburg cos hes absolutley stunning n has the luvliest smile in the whole wide world, jules cos he's god (and no sarcastic comments relating to that statement please!!) and most other dj's reeli cos they are all gods in their own rite me reckons which just makes them just kinda ooze sex appeal cos they reeli are the coolest bestest people in the whole wide world regardless of whether they may be good looking or not!! anyways im just babbling on now so i think im just gonna shut up!! xxxx

he's fucking lush aint he!! oh my god the things i would do to him.....!! xxx

i can dj. would you fuck me?

jeff!! dont be so crude!! hehe!! i wasnt saying i'd fuck anyone thats a dj i aint that bad!! famous dj's kinda do it 4 me though cos i like people in a position of authority n power!! lol!! enought about all this anyways im making myself sound like a slut n a half here like aint i!!??!! hhmmm time 4 me 2 shut up!! xxx

i could dominate you if you like. i have hand cuffs and a whip

hehehe!! dearie me jeffery!! !! xxx

cheeky!

just need practice still thats all. my new decks are far away from bein technics that im used to so ive had re-learn myself almost.
but im gettin there.

NO, WHAT MAKES U SAY THAT!

When i said keep it clean what i meant by it was this;

Which dj would u most like in ur bed? Tidy Boys
Why Them? Andy pickles is a bit lush and Amo is stupid!
What would you do? Play scrabble, and watch prisoner cell block H.

and a knife fetish

which dj: anne savage
why? shes fit
what would you do? sodomise her, hard style

dj: halliwell
purpose: batter him until he promises to throw away over for me.





mite have lashes in there but she can play whatever she likes...

which dj: anne savage
why? shes fit
what would you do? hang out the back of her

Whats in the holey wide world is sodomise?

try typing it in google

But if its rude i'll get sacked cos i'm on works computer!

well dont then. see my answer above. it means the same.