x fACTOR

x fACTOR

Don't usually do my personal on here but very annoyed

Just found out my (now very much) ex fella has been monitoring i.e. spying on my doings by hacking into my personal emails and reading my posts on here.

So, if you're reading this now, please could you post my necklace back that you were going to get engraved a year ago?

I will return your house key, or could just put it on ebay with your address and work patterns going to the highest bidder?



The Royal Secretary is now accepting offers from male non-gimps aged 18 -35.

Previous applicants need not re-apply.

outstanding!

ANOTHER Royal break-up hitting the headlines

I won't be getting into a Merc anytime soon Spence I assure you

Re: x fACTOR

grandpa lee???

Si

'Fraid so.

If you see him around though I'm sure you'll will say hello and all that, I know you two got on (age and all that )

Just my 'beef' really, in a hip hop stylee

Re: Si

aye I like him (must be an age thing)... I'm surprised, though you 2 were solid!

ps I look 35.......ish does that count

Re: x fACTOR

yikes...

was gonna ring you last night mate but I was all snivvely so I didn't, Jeff got it instead.

He even had the cheek to pretend one of youz lot had been feeding him info, as if...

Re: Re: Si

dont hold back :laugh:

Re: x fACTOR

AWESOME

SI

I'll have my secretary add your name to the list.

I think the fact that Brad Pitt has dumped Jennifer just prior to this speaks volumes about the quality of the other candidates though

Re: SI

You trying to say Brad's better than Si??

Re: SI

is Jennifer Aniston single again???

better get in fast Jane

Re: Re: SI

Jen's single now yeah!

Well, maybe not much longer, she's coming over about

thanks bwoys you've cheered me up a bit

The flags are at half mast @ your mothers house

worse bit is my parents loved him; older, own house, stable job etc.

Thought my mam was gonna go bismark on me for splitting but she was cool as mam's usually are

tick, tick, tick

I'll stop now