Lazy bitch. Right kerry is being a lazy bitch so could everyone with her mobile number ring/text her to get out of bed, as she has already made...
Interesting Post I was going to start a really interesting thread that would get everyone posting but i couldn't think of anything interesting to...
Pasturized? A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a customers door saying, "I need 45 gallons of milk." He knocked on...
Aniversary gifts ... Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker, were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini,...
How to change an animal. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it!
Useless facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly...
Ethnic Survivor. On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people were stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian...
101 things not to say in bed 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you...
Head fuck You never know what might happen?
Looking in the mirror You been looking in the mirror again *#@=+ (censored as i stand a good chance of getting my balls ripped of if i say it)?
Ow my head hurts Dont even try Kerry
Hahaha That'll teach the cunt
Money How to get women to save money
Women meeting .
Hazardous materials data sheet .
Yes it a woman So true
Wedding vows How they should be
The male brain So true
Ugly girlfriends? Not a bad idea
Dirty Jokes Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old...
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