Just a few notes to peeps Gizmo - Making a banana split on the opposite side to which you are trying to open it doesn't count as opening it....
Trance and banana's Right i am taking some banana's tomorrow night anyone want one?
Me at GK GG Since everyone managed to miss me at Global Gathering i thought you would all like to see me in my Bob The Builder tent. So here ya...
Women drivers How?
What an advert Wonder if its true
If Jade had a baby Like mother like daughter
Ouch Fuck that must of hurt
Tyson's new sponsor Yum tasty
The male mother figure If only
Sex education So thats where they get there excusses from
Enron Explained Its all looks so simple now
Glitter's photo shoot Sorry Kerry but i have been nice to you for age's i needed to get it out my system
Did you know? It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in its head. In a study of...
A nice post With all the nastyness on the board recently i thought i would put up a nice friendly post. So how is everyone today? I've had...
Stick joke Whats brown and sticky? A brown stick
Homosexual dino's What do you call a Gay Dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? Lickalotofpuss
The mafia The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the...
A priest and a rabi A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from...
Marrige Jokes What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 kg. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45...
Light bulb jokes How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 472, one to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write...
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