Looks canny
I used to use my right hand to milk the lizard. But since surfing the net for porn, with my right hand needed for mouse duties, its a left handed...
If I were a lass I would be poking meself all day
Lasses don't masterbate (so I'm led to believe)
I'm cool. got an alright job and settled with the foreman. Got my own doghouse ala summerhouse in the garden with fully stocked mini fridge, 21...
Agreed. Having to service a lass often distorts the time between wanks theory
Disable all Active X options in the security section of internet options
Time before your first pre-pubescent tug doesn't count
Honest question, honest answers Whats the longest you've gone without a wank? My record is nearly two weeks. I needed a wheelbarrow to carry my...
I did a 10,000 word dissertation in 3 days :(
Typical tabloid reporting. And to think, The Daily Mirror is the best of a bad bunch. This style of reporting belongs on Brasseye.
New low How long have you gone without a wank? My personal record is 11 days! :o I needed a fucking wheelbarrow to carry my balls round by the...
I'm looking forward to his arrival. What will be particularly pleasing is will be seeing Bellamy shove Freddie Sheperd's remarks that "He will...
Was fucking awesome!
I got proper bad cramp in me arse cheek during the vinegar strokes the other day. The lass enjoyed it though :confused:
Is that an offer?
The ten minute free view on Television X always comes in 'handy'
If you can get hold of Men Behind the Sun, your in for a treat! I've got an uncut copy from Holland if you wanna borrow Men behind the sun
Ok Pedro, inciteful words of wisdom, but don't give up your day job ;) [IMG]
Young Wayne... ...Rooney has been passed fit :)
Separate names with a comma.
