Was even worse when he ended up shagging the same whore another of my mates did the previous night. Whilst not on liquid viagra, I might add...
You can get liquid viagra in Amsterdam. One of the lads put it in my mate's drink when we were there, then took him for a walk down the red light...
I think that maybe "close but no cigar" in reply to Broony's suggestion maybe implies a failed trial at "knobbing his sis"?
A relative of my best mate. I know his kids :cool2:
Aight bollocks to you then :p I met Gazza a good few years ago too, on Low Fell. Told him to fuck off too as I thought it was just a...
What's this about bog trolls? Damn them, I used to spend half of my bloody night in the toilets sat on that middle sink! We must regain our...
Erm... Met Barry McGuigan in Florida about 9/10 years ago. Met a lot of Newcastle players too. Erm... my lass keeps getting chatted up by...
Pete Dafeet - My Neck/Hey Papi/Lil Mo Luv First release: http://www.htfr.com/more-info/?catno=MR125089 Nicely does it :D
"Of Course I Have Friends...!" Come on then, what's your excuse for being in the house on a Friday night? I'm ill :wink:
RIP Tom Wilson... It's just been brought to my attention that Old School Don Tom Wilson died today of a heart attack :(
Fucking brilliant :D :cool2:
How about... The Fucking Best? I liked 'Bad Mother Fucker' but Spud stole it. Cúnt :p
As part of my researching into the beginnings of House music recently, I've discovered that Kraftwerk had a hell of a lot more to do with things...
Just found another one of our Ibiza photos from last year... Chris and some friends on the beach... [img] ;)
The Sony's are a bit shit IMO. I don't think their sound quality is anything remotely ground-breaking, and they don't last five minutes. The...
You're happy now, but wait until his birthday... You'll be bungee jumping, hanging off bridges, jumping out of planes and all sorts :p
Can't think of any more golf-related double entendres, so I'll just drool :drool: ;) :p
Redlight @ Sankey's Soap. Not sure who's on, think it might be Sneak, but their residents (Krysko, Bucky, Miguel Manzano) are shit hot too
That's not exactly true. It's quite well respected in bog-standard office jobs, but requires next to no knowledge of computers at all.
O2 is the most incompetent organisation I've ever known. I think the job applications require a masters' degree in stupidity
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